Rare flowers, harvested illegally.
Hard-to-find flowers, in your backyard.
At Flowers' Flowers, we harvest the power of rare flowers, and we don't cower. These flowers are harvested 100 percent illegally from nature reserves, federally protected land and other yards to ensure that you will always get the rarest, most illicit plants on the market, like:
- Ghost orchids;
- Kokai cookei;
- Parrot’s Beak
- and more!
We don't just grow flowers. We steal them. Call today, or browse our flower gallery!
Why steal flowers?
We know: stealing flowers seems like a strange and petty crime.
"Why," you might ask, "would you seek out the rare and impossible-to-replicate fruits of someone else's labor and sell them, no questions asked, to the highest bidder?"
If you think like us, then you already know that you've answered your own question.
Your rare flowers are a phone call away. Call Flowers' Flowers today to find out what we have in stock!
The joys of gardens.
Why go to the trouble of cultivating your own garden full of hard-to-find flowers?
Increased Property Value
By investing in a gorgeous garden, you'll drastically increase the curb appeal of your home. Not only that, but rare flowers are considered valuable assets,
Comfort and Elegance
A fine garden can make any house seem like a home. What could be more relaxing than spending the evening in your garden with a glass of wine?
The Thrill of Theft
Not only will you get the joy of having a garden, but, since the flowers are stolen, you'll get all the adrenaline that comes with being a notorious thief!
For all this and more, call today to order flowers!
